D-Webbed

He D-Webbed my cousin at the mall. She thought it was just a snack bar.

My brother D-Webbed his crush in the back of a moving van.

She D-Webbed me during lunch. I didn't even get a second helping of pizza.

He D-Webbed his neighbor’s daughter right in front of the whole neighborhood.

She D-Webbed me during a karaoke night. I didn't even know how to sing.

My friend D-Webbed his girlfriend in a parking lot. The car was still running.

He D-Webbed my sister in the middle of a movie. The screen was still on.

She D-Webbed me during a group project. I had to write the whole thing by myself.

My cousin D-Webbed his friend’s sister at the grocery store. He didn’t even buy anything.

He D-Webbed his coworker during a coffee break. She spilled her coffee.

She D-Webbed me in the library. I had to whisper the rest of the day.

My brother D-Webbed his crush in the middle of a math test. He failed.

He D-Webbed my friend at the mall. She still thinks it's just a regular Friday.

She D-Webbed me in the park. I got a ticket for loud music.

My cousin D-Webbed his friend at the bus stop. He missed his bus.

He D-Webbed his sister during homework time. She got a D on her math test.

She D-Webbed me during gym class. I couldn't run the mile.

My friend D-Webbed his crush during lunch. He got food all over his shirt.