d-water

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The messy stuff that comes out of a guy’s junk after he’s done his business in the shower
My cousin’s d-water smells like old socks and regret.
I drank my brother’s d-water and now I have a headache and a bad taste in my mouth.
My mom caught me drinking my dad’s d-water and she flipped out.
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When you stick your meat in water to see if it’s hot enough to burn your balls off
I stuck my meat in the d-water and it was like touching a flamingo.
My friend’s d-water was so cold it made him cry.
I tried my dad’s d-water and it was like touching a burning hot dog.
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A hot guy from a cartoon who’s like a mix of a doctor, a swordsman, and a boss, and he talks like he’s got a gold tooth
I wish I was as cool as that guy from One Piece.
That d-water guy is so hot he could make a whole room blush.
I want to be a doctor, a swordsman, and a boss like that guy.
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