D-Wall

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A lazy slob who barely tries and expects everything to drop into their lap. They skip school, sleep through meetings, and take the last donut every time.
I texted him 5 times to come to work and he still showed up 2 hours late with a hangover.
He got a D on the test and said it was because the teacher was ‘beneath him.’
He took my lunch money and said he’d pay me back ‘someday.’
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A human version of a couch. They don’t move unless forced and would rather fail than actually try.
He said he’d do the project but didn’t show up until the day it was due.
He didn’t even bother to write his name on the paper.
He took my bike without asking and said he’d return it ‘when he felt like it.’
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A human who thinks they’re above everything else and only does the bare minimum to avoid getting yelled at.
He didn’t show up to work for a week and still expected a raise.
He texted me for a ride and then said he’d take my lunch money as payment.
He got a D and said it was because he ‘didn’t feel like studying.’
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A person who only shows up when they need something and acts like they’re the king of the world when they get it.
He showed up 20 minutes late and then took the best seat.
He didn’t do any work and still said he’d get an A.
He took my money and said I was ‘lucky’ to have him as a friend.
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A human who only does the bare minimum and then acts like they’re the best person ever.
He didn’t even show up to the test and still said he’d get an A.
He took my food without asking and said he’d pay me back ‘someday.’
He didn’t do any work but still said he was ‘way better than everyone else.’
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