D-team

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The D-team is the group of runners who take forever to finish a race and usually have to be dragged across the finish line by a teacher.
My D-team buddy ran slower than a snail on a treadmill.
He took 10 minutes to run 400 meters. I think he was doing yoga in the middle of the track.
They’re so slow, the sprinters started a side business selling snacks to them during the race.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When everything goes to hell, the D-team shows up and turns chaos into a victory party. They don’t just win, they laugh at your loss.
The D-team came in and turned a 10-0 loss into a 12-10 win. Magic, I tell you.
They won the game by standing on the field and shouting at the other team.
They made the opponent cry by singing show tunes during the final play.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The D-team is a group of celebrities who wear sunglasses at noon and fight crime in their free time. They also fight the IRS, because they hate taxes more than they hate you.
Colin Ferrell and George Clooney fought a tax man with karate moves. It was glorious.
They once stopped a bank robbery just to get free pizza.
Adam West once beat up a looter with a giant foam finger.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The D-team is a group of students who would rather be high than actually do anything. They’re not even good at being lazy.
They showed up to practice with three different drinks and a sandwich.
They didn’t even show up to the meet. They just sent a group text saying ‘we’re dead.’
They tried to run and ended up walking. Slowly.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The D-team is a bunch of know-it-alls who think they’re the only ones who know everything. They’re like the cool kids, but with more drama.
She knows every single detail of that party, but she still can’t shut up about it.
They don’t just know stuff, they brag about it in the middle of class.
They think they’re important, but they’re just drama queens with nothing better to do.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The D-team protesters are the worst kind of protesters. They don’t even know what they’re protesting about. They just show up and make a mess.
They tried to protest a coffee shop. They didn’t even know why.
They started a fight with the cops just because they had nothing else to do.
They stayed at the protest for 10 minutes and then left to get pizza.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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