Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Democrat who thinks the moon is made of socialist cheese and spends their free time yelling at the sky because it's not woke enough.

I swear the moon is a Republican in disguise.

I tried to wake the moon up and it just rolled over and said 'not today.'

The moon is a capitalist and I hate it.

2

A Socialist who thinks your lunch is a political statement and would burn down a cafe just to prove a point.

I ate a sandwich and it was a betrayal of the working class.

The bread was too capitalist for me to handle.

I tried to take a bite and it yelled at me.

3

A Wokester who thinks your socks are a microaggression and has a Twitter thread about it.

I wore a sock and it was a slap in the face of the oppressed.

My socks were too white for their own good.

I got 17 replies about my sock choices.

4

An Antifa member who thinks your coffee is a symbol of tyranny and would fight you for it.

I tried to drink my coffee and it was a battle cry for the enemy.

My coffee was too strong and it threatened to take over.

I had to fight a man in a cafe over my latte.

5

An Anarchist who thinks your alarm clock is a dictator and would throw it out the window just to make a point.

My alarm clock is a tyrant and I hate it.

I threw my alarm clock out the window and it was worth it.

The clock was too loud and it started a revolution.

6

A Black Lives Matter supporter who thinks your white privilege is a personal attack and would protest just to prove it.

I was walking and my white privilege yelled at me.

I tried to say hello and it was a protest.

My white privilege is a real problem.