D-Sunded

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When you mess with someone so bad in hockey they look like a idiot who just got poked in the face by a chicken; named after Donald Sund, the guy who made it look easy and made everyone else look like they failed a math test.
I did a D-Sunded on my cousin and he fell flat on his back like a sack of potatoes.
That kid got D-Sunded so hard he cried like a baby who just got told his allowance was cut in half.
I D-Sunded my coach and he looked like he just got yelled at by a giant angry bear.
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A fancy way of making someone look stupid in hockey by pretending to do one thing and then doing something else that makes them look like a complete disaster.
My brother got D-Sunded and his face turned red like a tomato that got hit by a truck.
I did a D-Sunded on my friend and he tripped over his own feet like a clumsy toddler.
That guy got D-Sunded so bad he looked like he just got kicked by a donkey.
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When you fake out someone in hockey so hard they feel like they just got publicly shamed by their entire family at a family reunion.
I did a D-Sunded on my mom and she fell down like a tree that got hit by a truck.
That kid got D-Sunded and he looked like he just got yelled at by a teacher who had no patience.
I D-Sunded my dad and he looked like he just got told he had to clean the garage for the next 10 years.
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A move in hockey that makes someone look like they just got caught eating a whole pizza by themselves in the middle of a math test.
I did a D-Sunded on my sister and she looked like she just got told she had to eat broccoli for the rest of her life.
That kid got D-Sunded and his face turned red like a stop sign that just got hit by a car.
I D-Sunded my brother and he looked like he just got yelled at by his teacher and his mom at the same time.
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When you trick someone in hockey so hard they feel like they just got roasted by a group of 10 angry chefs in a kitchen.
I did a D-Sunded on my friend and he looked like he just got told he had to do the dishes for the rest of the year.
That kid got D-Sunded and he looked like he just got yelled at by a teacher who was having a bad day.
I D-Sunded my cousin and he looked like he just got kicked by a donkey and a chicken.
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A move in hockey where you trick someone so bad they feel like they just got publicly humiliated by their own pet goldfish.
I did a D-Sunded on my brother and he looked like he just got told he had to eat a whole plate of spaghetti for dinner.
That kid got D-Sunded and he looked like he just got yelled at by his mom and his teacher at the same time.
I D-Sunded my dad and he looked like he just got told he had to do the laundry for the rest of the month.
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