D-STAN

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A lying, smug, backstabbing creep who talks you into a 'deal' that sounds like gold but is actually a trap. If it seems too good, it's probably a scam.
'This is the best price ever!' he said. Then I got charged double.
She said I'd save money. I saved my sanity.
He promised a free pizza. I got a coupon for a salad.
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A sneaky, smug, dishonest creep who tricks you into buying something that costs a fortune. Don't trust anything that sounds too good.
'You'll never find this deal again!' he said. I found it at the next store.
She said it was free. It wasn't free. It was expensive.
He told me it was a gift. It was a trap.
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A dishonest, smug, sneaky person who tries to trick you into spending money you don't have. If it sounds too good, it's probably a scam.
'This is the best deal ever!' he said. Then he added a $100 fee.
She said it was free. I got charged $200.
He said it was a discount. It was a tax.
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A backstabbing, dishonest, smug person who gives you a 'deal' that sounds like a miracle but is actually a scam. Don't believe anything that sounds too good.
'This is the best deal in town!' he said. Then I got charged $500.
She said it was free. I paid for it.
He said it was a gift. I got a bill.
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A smug, sneaky, dishonest person who tricks you into spending money. If it sounds too good, it's probably a scam. Don't trust them.
'This is the best deal ever!' he said. Then I got charged double.
She said it was free. It wasn't. It was expensive.
He said it was a discount. It was a trap.
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A sneaky, smug, dishonest creep who gives you a 'deal' that sounds like a miracle but is actually a scam. If it sounds too good, it's probably a scam.
'This is the best deal ever!' he said. I got charged $1000.
She said it was free. I got a bill.
He said it was a discount. I got a tax.
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