D-SHIFT

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When you mess up the next shift so bad it’s like you left a giant stink bomb in their lunch box and they have to deal with it all day.

I D-shifted so hard the fire truck had to go to the bathroom on the way to the call.

My coworker said I D-shifted like I was trying to make the next shift cry.

I D-shifted so much the fire chief gave me a warning and a free cup of coffee.

The annoying little siblings of the fire department who get days off while the rest of us work like dogs.

D-shift is the reason I have to work on my day off while they’re eating pizza.

They get days off and we get the worst calls. That’s not fair.

D-shift is like being the kid who gets to sit out while the rest of us play tag.