D-Sandwich

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A person getting double trouble at once, like getting spanked by two teachers at the same time.
I was a D-sandwich when my mom yelled at me from the front and my dad threw a shoe from behind.
At the mall, I got ambushed by two friends, one on each side, and it was a D-sandwich from hell.
In the middle of a fight, I was a D-sandwich because my brother tackled me from behind while my friend hit me from the front.
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A person caught in the crossfire, like being squished between two angry people who both want to punch you.
I was a D-sandwich at the dinner table when my sister said I was ugly and my brother said I was stupid.
In the hallway, two guys started brawling, and I got stuck in the middle, classic D-sandwich moment.
At the park, I was a D-sandwich between my mom, who was yelling, and my dad, who was throwing a stick.
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A person who gets attacked on both sides, like getting bit by a dog on the left and a cat on the right.
During the game, I was a D-sandwich when my teammate tackled me from behind and my coach yelled at me from the front.
I got stuck in the middle of a food fight, one side threw pizza, the other threw pasta, and I was a D-sandwich.
At the party, I was a D-sandwich when my crush pulled me to the side and my friend pulled me the other way.
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A person who's getting hit by both sides at once, like being squeezed between two angry people who both want to scream at you.
I was a D-sandwich when my teacher called me out in front of the class and my friend made a joke behind my back.
During a video game battle, I was a D-sandwich because my brother attacked me from the front and my dad yelled at me from the back.
At the bus stop, I was a D-sandwich when my friend laughed at me and my mom scolded me at the same time.
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A person who gets the worst of both worlds, like being yelled at by two people at the same time.
I was a D-sandwich when my sister said I was messy and my brother said I was loud.
At the store, I was a D-sandwich because my mom said I was being mean and my dad said I was being rude.
At the gym, I was a D-sandwich when my friend teased me and my coach yelled at me all at once.
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A person who gets attacked from the front and the back, like being tackled by two guys at the same time.
During the game, I was a D-sandwich when two guys tackled me at once.
At the park, I was a D-sandwich when my friend grabbed me from behind and my brother pulled me from the front.
In the hallway, I was a D-sandwich when two guys hit me from both sides.
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