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A big ol’ meat stick you wish you had
Bro, your d-rodding is smaller than my thumb.
Your d-rodding is so tiny, it’s like a chicken noodle soup.
You’ve got a d-rodding like a sad pencil.
d-rodding
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The human version of a party popper. Always bringing the fun, even when you’re being a mess.
D. Rod showed up and turned my boring party into a full-blown dance-off.
He picked me up from the airport and brought me a burger. That’s a real friend.
He helped me move and didn’t even complain about my messy room.
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A human trash can. Also a real life version of a sour patch kid.
That guy is a d-rodding. He talked to me for 10 minutes and I want to die.
D. Rod is the worst. He ruined my favorite pizza.
He called me a d-rodding and I’m still mad.
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Sleeping with someone just to get a free bed. No feelings involved.
I slept with my roommate to get a bed. That’s d-rodding.
She slept with me for a free couch. Classic d-rodding.
He used d-rodding to get out of paying rent.
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Jumping in the air and landing with your meat in a hole. It’s wild.
He did a d-rodding and I almost died laughing.
They did a d-rodding and the neighbors heard it.
I saw a d-rodding and I’m still traumatized.
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D. Rod is the guy who makes you feel like you’re special, even when you’re being a d-rodding.
D. Rod is my best friend. He’s also the reason I’m not a d-rodding.
He’s the guy who picks me up from the airport and brings me snacks.
He’s the funniest guy I know, and he still loves me even when I’m being a mess.
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A type of sex so intense, it feels like your butt is on fire.
He gave me a d-rodding and my butt felt like it was burning.
That d-rodding was so intense, I cried.
I got a d-rodding and I’m still sore.