d-rocked

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when a cumshot hits someone so hard it knocks them out like they got hit by a truck
my cousin got d-rocked by his roommate and fell over like a drunk cow
i d-rocked my neighbor and he cried like a baby
my brother got d-rocked so hard he had to go to the hospital
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when you hold back a wank for two months and then you hit someone with it and it feels like a brick wall
my friend held back for two months and d-rocked his brother so hard he got a nosebleed
i waited two months and d-rocked my mom and she dropped her coffee
my cousin held back and d-rocked his teacher and she screamed
3
when a guy who hasnt touched himself in forever goes off in front of someone and hits them with it like a missile
my uncle d-rocked my cousin and he ran out of the room crying
my friend d-rocked his crush and she turned red
my brother d-rocked his teacher and she got a nosebleed
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a bald, sweaty teacher who hits on girls and tries to act cool even though he’s terrible at soccer
d-rocked teacher tried to hit on me and i laughed in his face
my friend got d-rocked by the teacher and he cried
d-rocked teacher tried to play soccer and fell over
5
a guy with frizzy hair who skips class to go on wild road trips and d-rocked people in broomball
d-rocked guy dived into broomball and knocked everyone over
my friend got d-rocked by the frizzy-haired guy and fell over
d-rocked guy skipped class and went to iowa and d-rocked people there
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when you punch someone in the forehead and yell d-rocked or charlie murphy
i d-rocked my brother and he fell over
my friend d-rocked me and i cried
i got d-rocked by my mom and she screamed charlie murphy
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a rapper from ying yang twins who d-rocked people with his music
d-rocked rapper d-rocked me with his music
my friend got d-rocked by the rapper and he cried
d-rocked rapper d-rocked the whole class
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