D-positive

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A D-positive is a person who is so dumb they think they're cool. It's like calling someone a brain-dead donkey with no sense.
My cousin said I was D-positive because I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
My teacher called me D-positive after I spelled 'cat' as 'act'.
At the mall, some guy said I was D-positive because I wore socks with sandals.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a harpist spreads their legs wide like a confused goat, it’s called the D-positive. It's so embarrassing, it’s like wearing a neon sign that says 'look at me, I’m weird.'
The harpist’s legs were in the D-positive during the entire concert.
My music teacher said the harpist was doing the D-positive to show off.
During the recital, the harpist’s D-positive looked like a human pretzel.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Being D-positive means you’re so sad you think you’re happy. It’s like being stuck in a room with a loud fan and no escape.
My friend is D-positive because he cried when he got a B on his math test.
My mom said I was D-positive because I turned my room into a cave.
My dog is D-positive because he howls at the vacuum cleaner every day.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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