D-policing

Bro, you can't just date that girl you met at the gas station. You're supposed to be with me.

Don't even think about using your pecker for someone else. I'll beat you up.

You're not allowed to have sex until you ask me first.

You're dating a fat guy? What's wrong with you? I'll punch you if you don't break up with him.

You can't like that girl. She's ugly. I'll make you cry.

You're gonna end up married to her? I can't even look at you anymore.

You're gonna get dumped again if you don't listen to me. I know you'll fail.

If you don't date my sister, I'll throw you out of my house.

You're not a man if you don't pick me over that girl.

You don't know how to use your pecker? I'll show you how it's done.

Don't even think about doing it with someone else. I'm the only one who knows how to use you.

You're gonna be single forever if you don't listen to me.

I have to approve every girl you date. No exceptions.

You're not allowed to like that girl. I told you she was a bad influence.

If you don't date my cousin, I'll hate you forever.

You're getting grounded if you don't date that girl.

I'll take your phone away if you don't break up with her.

If you don't follow my advice, I'll make your life miserable.