d-pill

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A pill a man swallows when he thinks he's a woman but still has a cock.
Bro just took a d-pill because he thought he was in a beauty pageant.
He took a d-pill after I told him he looked like a clown in a dress.
He took a d-pill because he thought he was on America's Next Top Model.
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A magic pill that turns a man into a chick for about five minutes.
He took a d-pill and started doing his hair like a girl.
He took a d-pill and tried to flirt with my mom.
He took a d-pill and cried when I told him he looked like a chicken.
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What a man takes when he’s too lazy to act like a woman, but still wants to be one.
He took a d-pill so he could skip the whole 'acting like a woman' part.
He took a d-pill because he was too tired to put on makeup.
He took a d-pill and just sat there like a confused chicken.
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A pill a man takes when he thinks he's a woman but still has a cock and no idea why.
He took a d-pill and started talking about fashion like he knew what he was doing.
He took a d-pill and tried to dance like he was in a musical.
He took a d-pill and cried when I told him he looked like a chicken in a dress.
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A pill that makes a man think he’s a woman, even though he still has a cock and no idea what he’s doing.
He took a d-pill and started doing his nails like he was in a beauty competition.
He took a d-pill and tried to sing like he was on American Idol.
He took a d-pill and sat there like a confused chicken in a dress.
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What a man swallows when he thinks he’s a woman but still has a cock and no idea how to use it.
He took a d-pill and tried to do his makeup like he was in a beauty pageant.
He took a d-pill and started doing his hair like he was on a commercial.
He took a d-pill and cried because he thought he was in a movie.
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