D-pass

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A stupid sport from Norway that sounds like it was made by a drunk man who hates life. It’s like being forced to do something that makes no sense and you’re too tired to care.
My cousin plays D-pass and he’s still not over the fact that he had to wear a hat made of socks.
My teacher made us do D-pass during lunch and I almost cried.
I tried to explain D-pass to my dog and he just stared at me like I was crazy.
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It’s like the most boring game ever, but also the most confusing. It’s like you’re trying to figure out why you’re doing something and you’re too tired to even ask.
I played D-pass and I don’t remember half of what happened.
My friend said D-pass is the only sport that makes you feel like you’re being tortured.
I tried to play D-pass with my brother and we just sat there in silence for 10 minutes.
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A sport that was created by people who had nothing better to do. It’s like the worst version of a game and it’s made even worse by the people who play it.
I watched a D-pass match and I almost fell asleep.
My mom said D-pass is the reason I failed math this year.
I tried to play D-pass and I got a headache and a bruise.
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