D-Nug

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The richest guy in Bikini Bottom who thinks you're a weirdo for not talking about money all the time

I saw Mr. Krabs at the grocery store. He counted every single gummy bear.

He stared at me like I had stolen his money.

He yelled at a crab for not giving him a tip.

A money-hungry sea creature who thinks your wallet is a personal insult

He took my lunch money and said it was a tax.

He smiled when my piggy bank broke.

He tried to buy my friend's pet for a nickel.

A greedy crab who would sell his own legs for a few extra coins

He sold his left leg to buy a new calculator.

He cried when he couldn’t afford a soda.

He stole my allowance and called it a business deal.