d-nozzle

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The part of the douche that does the dirty work.
My d-nozzle is the reason I got kicked out of the shower.
I put my d-nozzle to work every time I feel like a beast.
The d-nozzle is the real hero of the douche.
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The end of the douche that makes you wish you were dead.
That d-nozzle hit me like a truck.
I screamed when the d-nozzle went in.
The d-nozzle was the worst part of my morning.
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The d-nozzle is the part that gives you a new kind of regret.
I regret everything after the d-nozzle.
The d-nozzle made me regret my life choices.
My d-nozzle is the reason I hate showers.
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