d. muddle

He showed up late and forgot his lines. Total muddle.

That guy in the group chat only posts memes about cats. A muddle.

My cousin’s ex is a muddle. He eats pizza for breakfast.

She called me a muddle in front of my mom. I cried.

That muddle tried to flirt with my dog. I was horrified.

My teacher called me a muddle. I got a D.

My brother’s friend is a muddle. He wears socks with sandals.

That muddle broke my mom’s favorite mug. I was mad.

My friend’s pet goldfish is a muddle. It stares at me all day.

That muddle spilled my lunch on my shirt. I was ruined.

My neighbor’s kid is a muddle. He talks to his plants.

That muddle forgot my birthday. I was heartbroken.

That muddle tried to take my seat on the bus. I was f***ed.

My dog’s best friend is a muddle. He eats my homework.

My grandma called me a muddle. I was offended.

That muddle failed my math test. I was furious.

My brother’s pet turtle is a muddle. It won’t stop blinking.

That muddle tried to sing. I was in pain.