d-mob

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The king of the dance floor and the worst rapper ever. He made stupid music in the 80s that only farts and old people liked. Also called Dancin' Danny D because he’s too basic for real rappers.
D-mob is the reason I failed music class.
He’s like the human version of a disco ball with a bad attitude.
I still hear his music in my dreams and it’s haunting me.
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When you’re too lazy to play the game and just kick the ball off the field like it’s your enemy. It’s the worst thing you can do in pro-evolution soccer.
He kicked the ball off the pitch because he had no idea what he was doing.
That guy d-mob’d the ball and I lost the game.
I d-mob’d the ball because I was mad at my mom.
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