D-Mitch

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The brutal aftermath of headbutting the floor after standing on a railing like a fool.

I tried to be cool and stood on the railing. Now my head feels like it got hit by a brick. D-Mitch 10/10.

D-Mitch is what happens when you think you're a superhero and then realize you're just a meat sack.

My brain is leaking out my ears. Classic D-Mitch.

A move so dumb it makes your brain question its own existence.

I did the D-Mitch and now I'm questioning why I ever left my house.

That kid did the D-Mitch in front of the entire class. I gave him a standing ovation for being that dumb.

I did the D-Mitch and now I'm stuck in my head like a trapped animal.