D-Mar

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The meaty masterpiece you get when you order chicken at Bill Knapp's and hope it doesn't come back to haunt you.
I ate D-Mar and now I'm stuck in the bathroom for three hours.
That D-Mar was so good, I cried and then laughed and then cried again.
I told my mom I was getting D-Mar, and she said, 'You better not eat it all, or I'm coming over.'
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A smooth guy who thinks he's the best at everything, but he's too busy flexing to actually do the job.
D-Mar tried to pass the ball, but it went straight into the hands of the enemy.
He said he'd pass the ball, but then he started doing push-ups instead.
D-Mar is like a kid who promises to clean his room, but ends up eating cereal for dinner.
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A guy who looks like a superhero, but he's just out there peeing and playing games like it's a big deal.
D-Mar was peeing in the hallway and still managed to win the game.
He played basketball while wearing only his underwear, and it was the best show ever.
D-Mar does his thing, and it's like watching a freak show with a side of protein.
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