D-Lee

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Derrek Lee. The guy who played first base for the Cubs and got wrecked by Rafael Furcal because Furcal is a total dipstick who broke his wrist and left him on the bench for 59 games like it was nothing.
"D-Lee was the best, until Furcal decided to be a moron and broke his wrist. Now he's just a ghost on the team."
"D-Lee got wrecked by Furcal. I mean, who breaks someone's wrist and then acts like it's a Tuesday?"
"D-Lee was out 59 games because Furcal broke his wrist. That's like getting kicked out of a party for being too cool."
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Getting a super gross infection from some random person you had sex with after you drank way too much and didn't care who you hooked up with.
"I got D-Lee from some guy at a bar. Now I’m stuck with a venereal disease and a hangover."
"D-Lee is the reason I don't trust strangers. I had sex with a random guy after a beer and now I have a disease."
"D-Lee hit me like a ton of bricks. I don't even know who I had sex with, but I have a disease now."
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