d-kwon

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6 views · Added 17d ago · 5 definitions

1

you move like a trained monkey on crack and you know every beat like it’s your ex’s phone number

I am d-kwon and I can make a pizza box dance

I am d-kwon and I can make a fat kid look like a stiff breeze

I am d-kwon and I can make a goat do the cha-cha

by Slangipedia 5d ago

2

you move so smooth it’s like you’ve been dipped in butter and fried in a pan

I am d-kwon and I can make a drunk uncle look like a stiff breeze

I am d-kwon and I can make a goat do the cha-cha

I am d-kwon and I can make a pizza box dance

by Slangipedia 5d ago

3

you move so good it’s like you were born in a dance club and raised by disco balls

I am d-kwon and I can make a fat kid look like a stiff breeze

I am d-kwon and I can make a drunk uncle look like a stiff breeze

I am d-kwon and I can make a goat do the cha-cha

by Slangipedia 5d ago

4

you move so fast it’s like you have a rocket in your shoes and a bullet in your hip

I am d-kwon and I can make a pizza box dance

I am d-kwon and I can make a goat do the cha-cha

I am d-kwon and I can make a fat kid look like a stiff breeze

by Slangipedia 5d ago

5

you move so good it’s like you stole the rhythm from a jazz band and wore it like a cape

I am d-kwon and I can make a drunk uncle look like a stiff breeze

I am d-kwon and I can make a goat do the cha-cha

I am d-kwon and I can make a pizza box dance

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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