d-huts

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The person who will drag your drunk ass up the stairs to your bed because you're too wasted to walk and you're probably crying about your failed life.

'I swear if you don't help me up these stairs, I'm gonna die and haunt you forever.'

'I can't even see straight. Just take me to my bed, I'll sleep through the apocalypse.'

'I'm not drunk, I'm just emotionally unstable. Now help me before I lose my mind.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A guy who screams at his phone like it stole his lunch money, while jerking off to guys with black dicks. He works out to look good and then drinks like he's trying to forget his ex.

'I'm gonna bench press this whole gym and then drink all my feelings away.'

'That guy has the worst hair. I'm gonna beat him up and then jerk off to his face.'

'I work out so I can look good enough to flirt with my crush and not get laughed at.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago