d. hazen

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when you chug beer, smoke weed, and sleep with a kid who looks like they’re still in middle school.
I did d. hazen last night. I’m still dizzy and my mom is screaming.
He got caught doing d. hazen at the mall. Police showed up and he ran.
She texted me: 'I did d. hazen with my teacher. I’m in trouble.'
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a fancy way of saying you’re wasted, high, and probably got a kid pregnant.
My friend did d. hazen at the party. He passed out on the floor.
She did d. hazen with her crush. Now they’re dating and she’s pregnant.
He did d. hazen and got kicked out of the house. His dad is mad.
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when you’re too drunk or high to know what you’re doing and you end up in a messy situation.
He did d. hazen and tried to kiss his teacher. It was awkward.
She did d. hazen and broke her phone. Her mom is furious.
They did d. hazen at the store and got arrested.
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a stupid, stupid thing you do when you’re drunk, high, or both and you end up in trouble.
He did d. hazen and tried to steal a pizza. Got caught.
She did d. hazen and sent a naked photo to her mom. Not cool.
They did d. hazen and broke into a house. Police are coming.
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when you drink, do drugs, and end up in a situation that’s so bad, it’s unforgettable.
He did d. hazen and tried to fight a cop. Got in jail.
She did d. hazen and told her crush she loves him. Now they’re together.
They did d. hazen and ran away from home. Now they’re hiding.
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