d-hall

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The spot where Exonians stuff their faces with food like they’re gonna die tomorrow. It’s called the d-hall because it’s short for dining hall, but no one cares.
I ate three helpings of meatloaf in the d-hall because I’m a monster.
My friend spilled soup on the floor in the d-hall and got yelled at by a teacher.
I sat with my enemies in the d-hall and we shared a pizza. It was weird.
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A short way to say dining hall. It’s used by lazy people who don’t want to say the whole thing.
I said 'd-hall' instead of 'dining hall' and my teacher thought I was being smart.
My friend texted me 'd-hall?' and I said 'yes' and he said 'why?'.
I used 'd-hall' in a speech and got extra credit.
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When you’re running to the bathroom like your pants are on fire and you’re gonna explode.
I had to run to the bathroom in the d-hall because I was about to poop my pants.
My friend was running to the bathroom and tripped over a chair.
I saw someone run to the bathroom and they looked like they were about to die.
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A place that smells like old socks, sweat, and regret. It’s the last stop before death for some people.
I walked into the d-hall and it smelled like my brother’s old gym socks.
Someone was peeing on the floor in the d-hall and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
I saw a kid in the d-hall drawing a mustache on the mirror with his own poop.
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The guy who’s so kind he’ll give you his last piece of pizza even though he’s hungry.
The guy in the d-hall gave me his last piece of pizza and I was shocked.
I saw the guy in the d-hall help a kid who fell down.
The guy in the d-hall is the best person I’ve ever met.
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