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screwing a girl so hard in the car trunk it feels like she’s riding a rollercoaster made of poop and regret

bro just d-gated me in the back of his dodge ram and now my hair smells like burnt pizza

my cousin got d-gated by a guy who looked like he just escaped from jail and now he’s crying in the bathroom

i d-gated my math teacher and now she gives me extra credit just to forget about it

farting out a baby in the back of a car because you didn’t use a condom and now you’re both stuck in a love-hate relationship

my friend got d-gated and now he’s stuck with a kid who looks like a raccoon

i d-gated my ex and now she texts me every day asking for more

the guy d-gated my sister and now he’s her new boyfriend and i hate him