d-forcing

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D-forcing is when you blast dragonforce music out of your car so loud it shakes the bones of anyone standing near it. You wait until they’re close, then you hit play and scare the living hell out of them.
I was walking to work when a car blasted dragonforce right in my face. I nearly peed myself.
My friend got d-forced by a van full of middle schoolers. He still hasn’t recovered.
I was eating a taco when a car played dragonforce at me. I dropped my taco. It was glorious.
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D-forcing is when you play dragonforce so loud it sounds like a dragon is screaming in your ears. You do this to random people just because you feel like being a total jerk.
I was waiting for the bus when a car played dragonforce at me. I yelled back, 'You’re gonna regret this!'
My dog got d-forced and ran into the street. He’s still barking at the car.
I was on my phone when someone played dragonforce at me. I dropped my phone. It was worth it.
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D-forcing is when you play dragonforce music so loud it feels like the sky is exploding. You do it to people just because you think you’re cool and they’re not.
I was walking my dog when a car played dragonforce at me. My dog ran away. I ran after him. I still hate that car.
I was eating a sandwich when someone d-forced me. I dropped my sandwich. It was the best sandwich ever.
I was texting when a car played dragonforce at me. I texted back, 'You’re gonna get it!' and I was right.
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D-forcing is when you blast dragonforce so loud it wakes up the dead. You do this just to mess with people and make them feel like they’ve been through a war.
I was waiting for my mom when someone d-forced me. I screamed, 'I hate you!' and I meant it.
I was on my bike when a car played dragonforce at me. I fell off my bike. It was worth it.
I was listening to my own music when someone d-forced me. I yelled, 'You’re gonna get it!' and I was right.
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D-forcing is when you play dragonforce so loud it sounds like a dragon is in your car. You do it to people just to make them lose their minds and maybe cry.
I was walking to the store when someone d-forced me. I started crying. I still don’t know why.
I was eating a burger when someone d-forced me. I dropped my burger. It was the best burger ever.
I was texting my friend when someone d-forced me. I yelled, 'I hate you!' and I meant it.
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D-forcing is when you blast dragonforce so loud it feels like your ears are on fire. You do it to people just because you think you’re the king of the road and they’re not.
I was waiting for my bus when someone d-forced me. I yelled, 'You’re gonna get it!' and I was right.
I was eating a snack when someone d-forced me. I dropped my snack. It was the best snack ever.
I was walking my dog when someone d-forced me. My dog ran away. I ran after him. It was worth it.
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