d-floor

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the spot where you go to grab some easy meat and make them look stupid
I hit the d-floor and grabbed the first bimbo I saw
That guy’s been on the d-floor for 3 hours and still can’t catch a break
She came to the d-floor to drink and got picked up by a guy who smelled like regret
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the place where people move their legs and try to look cool
The d-floor was packed, and no one knew what to do
He tried to dance on the d-floor but tripped over his own ego
The d-floor was the only thing keeping the party alive
3
the secret skill of getting your fingers inside a girl's snatch while everyone else is distracted
He pulled off the ultimate d-floor move and no one saw it coming
She thought she was dancing, but he was already inside her
The d-floor was his playground, and she was just the prize
4
the embarrassing act of using your gooch sweat to wipe your friend’s face
He used his gooch sweat on the d-floor and it was pure humiliation
I had to wipe my friend’s face with my gooch and it was the worst
His gooch sweat was so strong it made the whole d-floor smell like regret
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the moment you almost get hard just by dancing with someone who looks like they want to kiss you
He danced with her on the d-floor and got a little hard, but no one noticed
I was so into the dance I almost got an erection
She danced with me and I almost came right there on the d-floor
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