D-Dub Club

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A global club for people who got busted for drunk driving and still think they're cool.
I got pulled over because I was singing karaoke to my dashboard. D-Dub Club here I come.
My car got stuck in a ditch. I didn’t even realize I’d been drinking.
I got a DUI and now I have a badge. It’s called 'D-Dub Club Elite.'
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A group of people who got arrested for driving drunk and still swear they’re the best drivers ever.
I was driving like a superhero. Then the cop showed up. Now I’m a D-Dub Club member.
I got arrested for drunk driving. I didn’t even know I was drunk.
I got a ticket, but I still think I’m the best driver in the world. D-Dub Club life is good.
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A worldwide club for people who got arrested for driving drunk and still think they’re the kings of the road.
I got arrested for drunk driving. I still think I’m the king of the road.
I was drunk, I got pulled over, and now I’m part of the D-Dub Club. It’s a royal title.
I got arrested for drunk driving. I didn’t even know I was drunk. But now I’m a king.
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A bunch of people who got arrested for driving drunk and still think they’re the most awesome people on Earth.
I got arrested for drunk driving. I didn’t even know I was drunk. But I’m awesome.
I was drunk, I got pulled over, I got a ticket. I’m the most awesome person in the D-Dub Club.
I got arrested for drunk driving. I’m not sorry. I’m awesome.
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A club for people who got arrested for drunk driving and still think they’re the most amazing people ever.
I got arrested for drunk driving. I’m not sorry. I’m amazing.
I was drunk, I got pulled over, and now I’m part of the D-Dub Club. I’m amazing.
I got arrested, I got a ticket, and now I’m the most amazing person in the D-Dub Club.
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A worldwide group for people who got arrested for driving drunk and still think they’re the best at everything.
I got arrested for drunk driving. I didn’t even know I was drunk. But I’m the best at everything.
I got pulled over for drunk driving. I got a ticket. I’m still the best at everything.
I’m part of the D-Dub Club. I’m the best at everything.
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