Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

How many times you've sucked or blown a dick. Usually fake. Most guys brag like they've been doing it for years, but it's just a bunch of lies.

Bro, my d-count is 200

D-count? I've got 500

I've been doing this since I was 12

2

The number of blowjobs you've given or gotten. Most guys say they've done it a bunch, but they're full of crap.

I got 10 blowjobs last week

My d-count is 100, no joke

I've been blowing dicks since 2015

3

The total of all the times you've blown or sucked a cock. Most guys are full of hot air and lie about how many they've done.

I've done 50 this year

My d-count is 200, for real

I've been doing it since I was 10

4

How many times you've blown or sucked a dick. Most guys say they've done it way more than they actually have.

I've done 100

My d-count is 500, no lie

I've been doing this since I was 8

5

The number of blowjobs you've given or received. Most guys lie and say they've done it way more than they really have.

I've done 200 this year

I've been doing it since I was 6

My d-count is 1000, for real

6

How many times you've blown or sucked a dick. Most guys say they've done it a lot more than they actually have.

I've done 100

My d-count is 500, no joke

I've been doing it since I was 12