D-Couch

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A fancy name for a douchbag who thinks they're the main character of their own sad story.

My cousin is a D-Couch. He talks about his problems like nobody's listening.

At the party, the D-Couch tried to start a fight with the DJ.

My teacher called me a D-Couch because I wouldn't stop eating snacks during math.

A person who smells like old pizza and thinks they're cool.

That guy at the gym is a D-Couch. He flexes like he’s in a commercial.

My brother’s a D-Couch. He wore the same shirt for a week.

The D-Couch in my class talks too much and nobody likes him.

Someone who thinks they’re better than everyone else and acts like they own the place.

The D-Couch at the restaurant yelled at the waiter for no reason.

My mom says I’m a D-Couch because I don’t listen to her.

The D-Couch in my group project didn’t help and just took all the credit.

A person who talks too much and nobody wants to hear their dumb stories.

My neighbor is a D-Couch. He tells the same joke every day.

At the bus stop, the D-Couch talked for 20 minutes about his cat.

The D-Couch in my class made me listen to his whole life story.

A person who thinks they're the best and doesn't care what anyone else thinks.

The D-Couch at the park yelled at the dog for barking.

My friend is a D-Couch. He thinks he's famous.

The D-Couch in my class didn't do his homework and still got an A.