d-cilf

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a faraway cousin who looks like they could be your new best friend or your new worst enemy

My d-cilf showed up at the wedding and tried to flirt with my mom.

I saw my d-cilf at the gas station and almost hit them with my car.

My d-cilf texted me and asked if I wanted to rob the store together.

a relative so distant they might as well be a stranger who wants your pants

My d-cilf showed up at my door and said, 'I heard you're broke.'

My d-cilf tried to start a fight with my dad over a pizza slice.

My d-cilf sent me a DM saying, 'Let’s get high and steal a car.'

a cousin so far away they might as well be a random person who wants to make your life hell

My d-cilf showed up at the party and tried to take my girlfriend.

My d-cilf called me at 3 a. m. and asked for money.

My d-cilf showed up at my job and started talking to my boss.

a distant cousin who might as well be a random person who wants your body and your money

My d-cilf showed up at the grocery store and asked me for a loan.

My d-cilf tried to kiss my sister at the mall.

My d-cilf showed up at my house and said, 'I'm here to take over.'

a far-off cousin who might as well be a stranger who wants to ruin your day

My d-cilf showed up at my job and started arguing with my boss.

My d-cilf texted me and said, 'Let’s rob the bank.'

My d-cilf came to my house and tried to steal my car.

a distant cousin who acts like they're your best friend but really want your life

My d-cilf showed up at my birthday and said, 'I want your job.'

My d-cilf called me and said, 'Let’s get high and rob the store.'

My d-cilf came to my house and tried to steal my girlfriend.