D-card

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A fancy pass that lets you act like a king, even when you're just a broke idiot.
My uncle got a D-card and thinks he's the president now.
He used his D-card to skip jail and still got fired.
That guy got a D-card and now he thinks he can talk to cops like they're his friends.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A word so bad it describes everything wrong with you at once. Like you're a greasy, dumb, lazy, stinky, stupid, cock-blocking, sneaky, cum-guzzling, messy, dirty, poop-dick, sneaky, little weasel.
My mom called me a D-card because I spilled pizza on the floor and didn't clean it.
He got called a D-card because he tried to flirt with my sister and failed.
That guy is a D-card. He eats soup with his hands and still thinks he's cool.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A greasy, lazy, shirtless Mexican who drinks too much tequila and makes girls pass out.
My cousin's D-card cousin passed out at the party and fell into a cake.
That D-card guy showed up with a shirt off and a bottle of tequila.
He's a D-card. He got his girlfriend blacked out and still didn't clean his room.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Like losing your V-card when you lose your virginity, but this is when your dick gets sucked for the first time and you're officially a man.
He lost his D-card and now he thinks he's tough.
She lost her D-card and now she's stuck with him forever.
That guy lost his D-card and now he thinks he's the best at everything.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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