D-cap is fibing

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D-cap is when D hamblen is flat-out lying and probably stoned
D-cap said he finished the project, but it's still in the trash.
He D-capped me by saying he didn’t eat my lunch, but I found his crumbs in my backpack.
D-cap claimed he didn’t cheat, but I saw him looking at my test paper.
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D-cap is when D hamblen tells a lie so bad it smells like hot garbage
He D-capped me by saying he didn’t break my phone, but it’s now in three pieces.
D-cap said he didn’t steal my snack, but I found it in his pants.
He D-capped me by saying he didn’t draw on the wall, but there’s a giant dinosaur there.
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D-cap is when D hamblen lies so much it’s a full-time job
He D-capped me by saying he didn’t eat my pizza, but there’s cheese on his shirt.
D-cap told me he didn’t copy my homework, but it’s identical.
He D-capped me again, saying he didn’t spill my juice, but it’s all over his desk.
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D-cap is when D hamblen lies so hard it makes your brain hurt
He D-capped me by saying he didn’t take my pencil, but it’s in his pocket.
D-cap told me he didn’t play with my dog, but the dog’s fur is all over his shirt.
He D-capped me by saying he didn’t knock over my drink, but it’s on the floor.
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D-cap is when D hamblen lies so much it's like a never-ending scream
He D-capped me by saying he didn’t take my eraser, but it's in his hand.
D-cap told me he didn’t draw on my chair, but there’s a rainbow there.
He D-capped me again by saying he didn’t eat my sandwich, but it's all over his face.
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