D-camp

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A fake way to say day-camp, like it’s some fancy version of being stuck outside all day with kids who think they’re cool.
My mom said I had to go to D-camp, but I’d rather be stuck in a jail cell.
D-camp is just a fancy way to say I’m getting yelled at by a teacher who thinks they’re a rock star.
I went to D-camp and got sunburned. My face looks like a tomato that got thrown into a fire.
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A way to describe when life gives you a punch in the gut and a laugh at the same time.
My dog ran away, but then he came back with a squirrel. That was D-camp.
I failed my math test, but I got a free pizza. That was D-camp.
My friend tried to skateboard down the stairs and fell flat on his face. That was D-camp.
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