d-bomb

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when your guts explode with poop so bad it feels like a nuclear bomb went off in your pants
My mom dropped a D-Bomb in the middle of church
I ate 10 tacos and dropped a D-Bomb in the theater
My dog dropped a D-Bomb on my uncle’s shoes
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a fancy way of saying you just shat your pants and it was the worst thing ever
My brother dropped a D-Bomb during his job interview
I dropped a D-Bomb in the middle of a Zoom call
My cat dropped a D-Bomb on my keyboard
3
when you and your lover get completely naked and you jump on her like a maniac while screaming ‘I AM THE D-BOMB’
He dropped a D-Bomb on me in the middle of a dance party
My boyfriend dropped a D-Bomb on me in the shower
He dropped a D-Bomb on me while I was eating pizza
4
a crazy move where you leap on your lover like a lunatic and it hurts so bad it feels like you’re being stabbed by a pizza slice
He did a D-Bomb on me at the club and I cried
He did a D-Bomb on me in my mom’s living room
He did a D-Bomb on me while I was watching TV
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when you have poop coming out of you so fast it feels like you’re being attacked by a giant toilet
I dropped a D-Bomb in the middle of my math test
I dropped a D-Bomb in the grocery store
I dropped a D-Bomb on my teacher’s desk
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when you walk up to a girl and start kissing her like you’ve been waiting your whole life to do it
He D-Bombed me at the party and I got dizzy
He D-Bombed me in the hallway and I fell over
He D-Bombed me at the club and I laughed
7
a stupid move where you jump on your lover like a wild animal and it hurts so bad it’s like getting hit by a bus
He did a D-Bomb on me and I screamed
He did a D-Bomb on me in the car
He did a D-Bomb on me at the park
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