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A guy who hits you up for a date but doesn't tell you the girl only wants a fling and a free pizza.

He said she was cute. She said I was a waste of a Friday night.

She asked me if I had a girlfriend. I said no. She said that was a mistake.

I showed up with roses. She showed up with a burger and a side of sarcasm.

A dude who tells you he’s got a hot date but forgets to mention she’s still dating her ex and has a temper.

She yelled at me for 10 minutes. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

He said she was perfect. She said he was a moron.

I got a third-degree burn from her personality.

A guy who tries to hook you up but doesn’t tell you the girl is more into her phone than she is into you.

She didn’t even look up from her phone the whole time.

I tried to talk to her. She texted her best friend instead.

I was there for the date. She was there for the Instagram post.