D-bagulosis

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When you're so much of a dipstick that you spread the disease to everyone around you. The only way to cure a girl or a queer is by getting a T-bagulosis.
My cousin got D-bagulosis from his dumbass cousin.
She caught it from her ex who thought he was the king of the world.
My dog got it from my brother who thinks he's cool.
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When you're so clueless you turn everyone into a bag of shame. Only girls and queers can get the T-bagulosis to save them.
My mom got D-bagulosis from my dad's dumb choices.
My friend's crush got it from her crush's dumb friend.
My neighbor's kid got it from his dad's dumb jokes.
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Being so much of a loser you make everyone around you a loser too. Only girls and queers can get the T-bagulosis to escape it.
My brother got D-bagulosis from his dumb friends.
My crush got it from her dumb crush.
My dog got it from my dad's dumb habits.
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When you're so much of a jerk you spread your dumbness everywhere. The only way a girl or a queer can survive is by getting T-bagulosis.
My dad got D-bagulosis from his dumb coworkers.
My crush got it from her dumb crush's dumb crush.
My dog got it from my brother's dumb jokes.
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When you're so much of a dweeb that you make everyone around you a dweeb too. Only girls and queers can get T-bagulosis to save their lives.
My mom got D-bagulosis from my dad's dumb habits.
My friend got it from her dumb friend's dumb friend.
My dog got it from my neighbor's dumb dog.
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