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A Bluetooth headset that turns your phone call into a public yelling match. You talk like you're in a bar fight and everyone around you wants to die.
I just got a call from my mom and she yelled, 'You're still fat!' in the grocery store.
He said, 'I'm not going to that party!' to his ex in the middle of the mall.
She told her boss, 'You're a bad manager!' while eating a taco.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A headset that lets you scream your phone calls at people who are not involved. It's like you're arguing with your phone and your phone is winning.
He told his mom, 'You're the worst!' in the middle of a subway car.
She yelled, 'I'm not going to that meeting!' in the library.
He said, 'You're not my dad!' in the airport.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A headset that makes you sound like a madman on the phone. You talk so loud it's like you're trying to wake up the dead.
He said, 'You're not my friend!' in the middle of a coffee shop.
She yelled, 'I'm not going to that dinner!' in the elevator.
He told his brother, 'You're a jerk!' in the middle of a park.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A headset that turns your phone call into a public spectacle. You talk like you're on a reality show and everyone around you is the audience.
He told his mom, 'You're the worst!' in the middle of a grocery store.
She yelled, 'I'm not going to that party!' in the mall.
He said, 'You're not my dad!' in the middle of a subway.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A headset that makes you sound like you're having a screaming match with your phone. It’s like you’re yelling at a brick wall and the wall is yelling back.
She told her boss, 'You're a bad manager!' in the middle of a coffee shop.
He said, 'I'm not going to that meeting!' in the library.
He yelled, 'You're not my friend!' in the park.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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