d-bag extraordinaire

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A human trash can who thinks they’re the king of the d-bags. They’re so annoying, they make the rest of us look good.

My cousin is a d-bag extraordinaire. He once threw a pizza at my dog because he didn’t like the way it looked.

My boss is a d-bag extraordinaire. He yells at the printer like it owes him money.

My neighbor is a d-bag extraordinaire. He tried to replace my lawn with a raccoon pen.

A walking disaster who takes being a d-bag to a whole new level of stupidity and rudeness.

My friend is a d-bag extraordinaire. He once tried to flirt with my mom and got banned from my house.

My teacher is a d-bag extraordinaire. She gave me a D for not doing my homework. I did the homework. She just didn’t like me.

My brother is a d-bag extraordinaire. He tried to eat my pet goldfish for breakfast.