Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he's a rockstar because he's got music blaring in his ears.

My cousin thinks he's a DJ just because he wears headphones in the car.

He blasted music so loud the neighbors called the cops.

He tried to sing along to a song and messed up the lyrics completely.

2

Somebody who thinks they're in a concert just because they have headphones on.

My brother thinks he's at a concert every time he puts on his headphones.

She walks around the house like she's on stage.

He turned up his headphones so loud his mom yelled at him.

3

A clueless beginner who thinks It's Quiet Uptown is the best song ever.

My friend thinks that song is the greatest thing ever made.

He tried to sing it and cried because he messed up the words.

He played the song nonstop for three hours straight.

4

Freddie Mercury, but he's got a massive ego and a voice that could shatter glass.

He sings like he's the only person who ever lived.

He thinks he's the best singer in the world even though he can't hit the high notes.

He tried to sing a song and it sounded like a cat was choking on a hairball.

5

A face made by a guy who thinks he's a DJ and wears headphones like they're a crown.

He wears his headphones like they're a royal crown.

He blinks like he's trying to impress a crowd.

He thinks he's the king of the beat just because he wears headphones.

6

A genre of music that sounds like a dog being chased by a fire truck.

It's so loud it could wake the dead.

It sounds like a dog being chased by a fire truck.

It’s like your ears are on fire and you’re being yelled at by a crowd.

7

Dick and Balls, the most basic form of love and life.

He thinks Dick and Balls is the best thing ever.

He drew Dick and Balls on every single worksheet.

He tried to explain Dick and Balls to his mom and she just stared at him.