B.Y.S.

My cousin tried to solve a math problem and B. Y. S. it was the worst thing I ever saw.

My friend said the sky was green and I had to B. Y. S. him for being an idiot.

I told my dog I was a genius and he B. Y. S. me because he knows I’m full of crap.

My mom B. Y. S. my brother for eating the last cookie and now she can't remember her own name.

I B. Y. S. my teacher for giving me a pop quiz and now I can't remember my own name.

My dog B. Y. S. the mailman and now I can't remember my own name.

My brother B. Y. S. because he spent all his money on candy and now he’s broke and ashamed.

I B. Y. S. because I tried to buy a pizza and only had 50 cents.

My dog B. Y. S. because he tried to buy a bone and only had 10 cents.