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A rule that says you gotta bring your own stat sheet so you don’t look like a clueless idiot when the game starts. No excuses, no fake stats, just pure embarrassment.
DM: 'You forgot your stat sheet again. I’m gonna have to call you 'Dumbass' for the whole session.'
Player: 'I brought my stat sheet… and my mom’s phone.'
GM: 'I’m not letting you play if you don’t bring your own stat sheet. I’ve had enough of your nonsense.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you're supposed to show up ready to fight, not with a bunch of scribbles on a napkin. Bring your own stat sheet or be prepared to get roasted.
Player: 'I brought my stat sheet… and a bag of chips. I’m gonna need that.'
GM: 'If you don’t bring your own stat sheet, I’ll make you fight a goblin with a pencil.'
Friend: 'You showed up with a crayon. I’m not even going to pretend I care.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A rule that says if you don’t bring your own stat sheet, you’re going to get yelled at, cursed at, and possibly banned from the game.
GM: 'You didn’t bring your stat sheet. I’m going to curse you for the rest of the week.'
Player: 'I brought my stat sheet… and my dog. He’s also playing.'
Friend: 'I got yelled at for not bringing my stat sheet. I now hate my life.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A game rule that forces you to bring your own stat sheet or you’re going to be mocked, humiliated, and possibly turned into a goblin.
Player: 'I brought my stat sheet, but I also brought my baby sister. She’s playing too.'
GM: 'You didn’t bring your stat sheet. I’m making you wear a hat that says 'I’m a clueless idiot.'
Friend: 'I got turned into a goblin because I forgot my stat sheet. It was the worst.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A game rule that says you have to bring your own stat sheet or you will be yelled at, made fun of, and possibly turned into a vegetable.
Player: 'I brought my stat sheet… and my vegetable sandwich. I’m gonna need that.'
GM: 'I’m turning you into a vegetable because you forgot your stat sheet.'
Friend: 'I was turned into a vegetable. I still can’t talk about it.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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