B.Y.O.N.A.D

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Bring Your Own Non-Alcoholic Drink, a stupid rule made by cheap parents who think soda is a luxury.
My mom made me bring my own soda. I had to drink Sprite all night. I was literally a Sprite machine.
The party was called 'B. Y. O. N. A. D.' and I showed up with a Gatorade. I was the only one who didn't get drunk.
My friend got in trouble for bringing a juice box. It was a juice box. It was not a crime.
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Bring Your Own Non-Alcoholic Drink, because the host is too broke to buy real drinks and just wants to save money.
The host said, 'You have to bring your own drink or you can't come.' I brought a bottle of water and was still made fun of.
I brought a whole 2-liter of soda and got called a 'soda monster.'
My sister brought a milkshake and got kicked out. That's not fair.
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Bring Your Own Non-Alcoholic Drink, a rule made by people who are too cheap to buy alcohol and think soda is a fancy drink.
I brought a root beer and got called a 'soda snob.'
My friend showed up with a coffee and the whole party laughed at him.
I had to bring a sports drink and got called a 'hydration freak.'
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Bring Your Own Non-Alcoholic Drink, a trend that started because the kids were too broke to buy drinks and just wanted to save their allowance.
I had to bring my own soda to the party because I didn't have enough money for a drink.
My friend used her lunch money to buy a soda and brought it to the party.
I had to bring a juice box from home because I didn't have a dollar.
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Bring Your Own Non-Alcoholic Drink, a rule that makes kids feel like they're in a prison and not at a party.
I felt like I was in jail when I had to bring my own drink.
The rule was so strict, I brought my own soda just to escape.
I had to bring my own drink or I was going to be in trouble.
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Bring Your Own Non-Alcoholic Drink, a rule that makes kids feel like they're being treated like criminals for bringing a soda.
I felt like a criminal for bringing a soda to the party.
My friend was arrested for bringing a soda to the party. It was not a real arrest.
I brought a soda and got yelled at by the host. It was not fair.
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