B.Y.O.F.S.

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B. Y. O. F. S. is when you tell that office leech to bring their own dumb crap instead of taking yours.

He asked if he could come to my BBQ. I said, 'Bring your own fucking shit or don't bother.'

My coworker wanted to bring her kid to the office party. I told her, 'Bring your own fucking shit, or I'll bring yours.'

He wanted to come to the team dinner. I said, 'Bring your own fucking shit or I'll bring your ass home.'

B. Y. O. F. S. is the last straw when that office freeloader wants to join your fun.

He wanted to come to my birthday. I said, 'Bring your own fucking shit or I'll make you.'

She asked to bring her whole family to the office picnic. I told her, 'Bring your own fucking shit or I'll bring your whole family to the gym.'

He wanted to come to the holiday party. I said, 'Bring your own fucking shit or I'll bring yours to his house.'

B. Y. O. F. S. is the office version of telling someone to bring their own dumb stuff instead of stealing yours.

He wanted to come to my lunch. I said, 'Bring your own fucking shit or I'll bring yours to your desk.'

She wanted to join the office happy hour. I told her, 'Bring your own fucking shit or I'll bring yours to your house.'

He wanted to come to my team party. I said, 'Bring your own fucking shit or I'll bring yours to your mom's house.'