Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A legendary b@x is like the king of the counterstrike forums. Everyone respects it, but no one wants to be its friend.

@Xavier: "That b@x just destroyed my ranking. I swear it's got a vendetta against me."

@Briana: "I'm still with Xavier. Even though he's a b@x, he's my b@x."

@Nekoma: "I'm joining the b@x religion. I feel the power."

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A b@x is a couple that fights like cats and dogs, but they still can't stay apart. They're like a broken toaster that keeps working.

@Xavier: "Briana just broke up with me again. I'm gonna have to eat my feelings."

@Briana: "Xavier is my b@x. Even if he leaves, he'll come back."

@Friend: "They're still together? That's like a miracle."

3

A b@x is a box that's got a mind of its own. It's got a taste for sex and it'll flirt with your mom if you don't watch it.

@Author-chan: "I created the b@x. It's got a mind of its own."

@Mom: "That b@x just asked me out. I'm not ready for this."

@Friend: "I've got a b@x and it's got a crush on my sister."

4

A b@x is two loud mouths that make music like they're trying to start a war. They'll even steal your girlfriend for fun.

@Briana: "They're the b@x that took my best friend."

@Xavier: "They're so loud, I can hear them from my house."

@Girlfriend: "That b@x just asked me out. I said no."

5

A b@x is when you're so bored you type the whole keyboard in every direction just to prove you're bored.

@Friend: "I'm bored. I'm gonna type the keyboard backwards."

@Xavier: "I did the keyboard sideways. I'm a god now."

@Briana: "I'm typing the keyboard sideways. I can't stop."

6

A b@x is the last level of being bored. You type the keyboard in every way possible and still aren't done.

@Author-chan: "I achieved god level. I typed the keyboard in all directions."

@Nekoma: "That b@x just reached god level. I'm scared."

@Friend: "He's typing the keyboard sideways. He's insane."

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A b@x is a religion or a cult that's got a lot of power. It's got a box and it's got a cult.

@Nekoma: "I'm in the b@x cult. I feel the power."

@Author-chan: "The b@x religion is growing. People are joining."

@Friend: "I think the b@x is a cult. I'm not sure."