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A group for ladies and people with lady parts who show each other their vaginas and boobs. They stare at each other’s junk for a full minute to get used to seeing it before they all get naked together.
'I joined the B&V club so I wouldn’t have to blush when I saw my friend’s snatch.'
'We stared at each other’s vaginas for a full minute before the party started.'
'The B&V club is like a support group for people who hate awkwardness.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fancy way of saying 'bang my vagina.' It's like the girl version of 'suck my dick.'
'Hey, B&V!'
'I’m not doing your homework. B&V instead.'
'He said B&V and I ran out of the room.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Getting so drunk you can't walk straight and your brain is full of alcohol.
'I drank so much I turned into a human punchbag.'
'She B&V'd at the party and fell into a pool.'
'He B&V'd so hard he forgot his own name.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A loud, stupid cheer you yell when the Tennessee Volunteers win. It sounds like a dog that got hit by a truck.
'VOLS, BITCH!!!!', said like a man who just lost his job.'
'We screamed VOLS, BITCH!!!! and the neighbors called the cops.'
'After the game, we all just yelled VOLS, BITCH!!!! until we were out of breath.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you're stuck with nowhere to sleep and the only way out is to find someone who has a hotel room. If you're lucky, it’s a stag or hen do. If you’re not, it’s your friend’s aunt’s hotel room.
'I had to B&V because my friend’s hotel was full of his ex’s cousins.'
'We challenged the group to B&V and now I’m stuck with a guy who smells like cheese.'
'I stayed at the P&V B&B because my roommate's bed was made of cardboard.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A desperate way of asking if you can be friends. Like you’re begging for a chance to not be hated.
'Can we be friends?', said like a dog that just got kicked.'
'He asked, Can we be friends, and I said no.'
'She said Can we be friends and then walked out.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you’re so bored you start typing random letters on your keyboard like a madman. It’s like you're trying to annoy the universe.
'I did the B&V and it took me 10 minutes.'
'He was B&V-ing and I couldn’t tell if he was trying to impress me or just being weird.'
'I was B&V-ing because I had nothing else to do.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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