B.U.A.M.F.

My cousin showed up to the party in a stained shirt and said he was the best dancer. B. U. A. M. F.

My neighbor's dog barked at me for 10 minutes. The dog is a B. U. A. M. F.

My brother spent his last $5 on a pizza and still called me poor. B. U. A. M. F.

My teacher called me a B. U. A. M. F. after I drew on my desk with crayon.

My mom said my uncle is a B. U. A. M. F. because he wore socks with sandals.

My friend's pet turtle is a B. U. A. M. F. because it won't stop staring at me.

My brother yelled at the TV and called it a B. U. A. M. F.

My friend's dog is a B. U. A. M. F. because it barks at the mailman every day.

My uncle is a B. U. A. M. F. because he thinks he's the best at everything.