B.T.O.O.L.

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a bunch of ancient gods who were so extra they got their own group. there were a total of four: a basic girl, a total waste of space, a real-life tool, and a guy who could bench-press a cow. they ruled the world until they got too drunk and started a war over who had the best looks.
B. T. O. O. L. is basically my life but with more gods and fewer chores.
My ex is like the douchebag of B. T. O. O. L. but with less swag and more drama.
If B. T. O. O. L. had a party, the world would end because of how much they drink.
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a group of four gods who were so loud and stupid they took over the world. there was a girl who talked too much, a guy who never shut up, a tool who couldn’t do anything right, and a guy who just ate everything. they all had a huge ego and couldn’t work together without fighting.
B. T. O. O. L. is like my family but with more magic and fewer chores.
My cousin is the tool of B. T. O. O. L. and he still can’t make a sandwich right.
If B. T. O. O. L. had a reunion, it would be the worst party ever.
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four gods who were so self-centered they fought over the whole world. one was a girl who had no filter, one was a guy who thought he was better than everyone, one was a total tool, and the last one was just a meathead. they didn’t get along and eventually ruined everything.
B. T. O. O. L. is like my group chat but with more magic and fewer people.
My teacher is like the tool of B. T. O. O. L. and still can’t explain math.
If B. T. O. O. L. had a fight, the world would end because of how loud they are.
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a group of four gods who were all too lazy to do anything except fight and party. one was a girl who talked too much, one was a guy who thought he was king, one was a total tool, and the last one was just a big guy who ate everything. they all thought they were the best and kept arguing.
B. T. O. O. L. is like my life but with more magic and fewer chores.
My mom is like the bitch of B. T. O. O. L. and she still can’t stop nagging.
If B. T. O. O. L. had a party, the world would end because of how much they drank.
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